Thank god.

If McCain wins, I think we're all going to die.

I know there was a wedding on Tuesday. I'm so sorry, Cassandra and Harrison, that I couldn't attend! My mom wouldn't have let me and she would've asked all these questions about how I know you and I'm sure you know how it goes... Anyway, I'm sorry!

Um. I don't even know if you'll read this or if you're too busy right now, but congratulations!

Please let me know when you get back from your honeymoon or whatever so I can send you something!

Those Chinese gymnasts are totally cheating!

My sweet 16 was nowhere near as eventful as Sam Baker's, but at least Mom didn't forget my birthday.

My mom is driving me insane. I need to get out of this house.

Oh my god, you guys. Tim Russert just died. :( On Friday the 13th of all things.

From this day forth, I am a vegetarian.